Coors Light:

Okay, this one is the ugly sister of it’s yellow bellied big brother, Coors. Yet you have to wonder why on earth this gets all the attention, unless it’s because it’s the baby of the family? Who knows- wait if you do know, chime in.  I first found this beer while in Austin as a great addition to the buffet at Mr. Gatti's at the corner of MLK and Guadalupe. I thought it was a great find then and I was a genius- at the time- for discovering that combo but since I’ve matured and refined my tastes, the silver bullet is regulated to a 3rd tier status. In my mind has suited the beer with better uses like for the belt of “The Lone Ranger” or killing werewolves (start with the "Twilight" ones please). Does this have a taste? Yeah, like water, which is probably why the commercials feature people who look like they have the reasoning ability of their past 13-year-old selves.